I recently thought of a movie quote when thinking about some of the posters here, and my favourite of all time soon followed. I thought it might be fun to include another one of these threads.
1000 "That is one big pile of shit." —Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum), Jurassic Park
999 "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." —K (Tommy Lee Jones) Men In Black
998 "::sneezes:: Oh, sorry... I'm allergic to bullshit." —Del Spooner (Will Smith), I, Robot
997 "Yipee-ki-yay, motherfucker." —John McClane (Bruce Willis), Die Hard
996 "Hasta la vista, baby." —The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Terminator 2: Judgment Day
995 "Oh, and in case I don't see ya: Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Good Night." —Truman Burbank (Jim Carrey), The Truman Show
994 "Bye, Mrs. Santa's sister." —The Kid (Brett Kelly), Bad Santa
993 "Silencio." —. (?), Mullholland Drive
992 "It's all a tape. It's all recorded." —. (?), Mullholland Drive
991 "They (my friends) died saving my life." —Charles Morse (Anthony Hopkins), The Edge
990 "English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?" —Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson), Pulp Fiction
989 "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of desroying tghe Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive orfgans under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" —Donnie Darko (Jake Gyllenhaal), Donnie Darko
988 "Forget about it." —Donnie Brasco aka Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone (Johnny Depp) Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero (Al Pacino) [others], Donnie Brasco
987 "I gotta pee." —Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks), Forrest Gump
986 "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." —Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club
985 "The second rule of Fight Clib is: You do not talk about Fight Club." —Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club
984 "I look like you want to look; I fuck like you want to fuck." —Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club
983 "Shut your fat ass Ramey. I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've fucked!" —David Della 'Roc/Funny Man' Rocco (David Della Rocco), The Boondock Saints
982 "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams/Evil Ash/Mini-Ash (Bruce Campbell), Army of Darkness
981 "If I should die this very moment, I wouldn't fear for I've never known completeness like being here. Wrapped in the warmth of you, loving every breath of you. Why live life from dream to dream and dread the day when dreaming ends." —Satine (Nicole Kidman), Moulin Rouge; from the song Gorecky - Lamb
980 "Now that you're dead, what are you going to do with your life?" —Veronica Sawyer (Winona Ryder), Heathers
979 "People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say 'Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society.' Now that's deep." —J.D. (Christian Slater), Heathers
978 "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." —Batty (Rutger Hauer) Blade Runner
977 The dialogue between Cocccotti (Christopher Walken) and Clifford Worley (Dennis Hopper), True Romance
976 "Why should I be afraid to die? I belong to you. If I go first, I"ll wait for you there. on the other side of the dark waters. Be with me now." —Private Jack Bell (Ben Chaplin) The Thin Red Line
975 "I promised her my eternal love—and I actually thought that for a couple of hours." —Vicomte de Valmont (John Malkovich) Dangerous Liaisons
974 "Don't be so gloomy. After all, it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love—they had 500 years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." —Harry Lime (Orson Welles) in The Third Man
973 "Birdie num num" —Hrundy V. Bakshi (Peter Sellers), The Party
972 "Say hello to my little friend!" —Tony Montana (Al Pacino), Scarface
971 "Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding." —Luca Brasi (Lenny Montana), The Godfather
970 "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." —Roger 'Verbal' Kint (Kevin Spacey), The Usual Suspects
969 "I will bring the whole edifice down on their unworthy heads." —John Morlar (Richard Burton), The Medusa Touch
968 "I am Spartacus!" —Said by a whole bunch of folks other than Spartacus (A whole bunch of folks not Kirk Douglas), Spartacus
967 "What we've got here is ... failure to communicate." —Captain (Strother Martin), Cool Hand Luke
966 "I know what you're thinking—did he shoot six times or only five? [etc.]" —'Dirty' Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood), Dirty Harry
965 "If they're drinking Merlot, I'm leaving!" —Miles Raymond (Paul Giamatti), Sideways
964 "I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged, that's all. Their feathers are just too bright... and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice... but still, the place you live is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend." —Red (Morgan Freeman), The Shashank Redemption
963 [Monologue] —Paul (Will Smith), Six Degrees of Separation
962 "African or European?" —King Arthur (Graham Chapman), Monty Python and the Holy Grail
961 "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti...ksss..." —Dr. Lecter (Anthony Hopkins), The Silence of the Lambs
960 "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" —Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth (Dana Carvey), Wayne's World
959 "Making Christmas, making Christmas! La-l-la!" Various characters, The Nightmare Before Christmas
958 Snikt! —Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), X-MEN
957 "Hi, Judy, sorry to wake you ... Mary ... Mary ... Your God-daughter Mary ... Prison, but it won't happen again." Mary (Parker Posey), Party Girl (1995)
956 "This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearin' a dress." —J.D. (Christian Slater), Heathers
955 "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like . . . victory." Lt. Col. Kilgore (Robert Duvall), Apocalypse Now
954 "God, I liked him better before he died." —Leonard H. 'Bones' McCoy (DeForest Kelley), Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
953 "Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!" —Dennis (Michael Palin), Monty Python and the Holy Grail
952 "We're gonna need a bigger boat." —Police Chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider), JAWS
951 "I just don't dig on swine." —Jules (Samuel L. Jackson), Pulp Fiction
950 Sandro Cenoura: "Have you lost your mind? You are just a child!"
—Gang Member: "I smoke, I snort, I've killd and robbed, I'm a man." —Sandro Cenoura (Matheus Nachtergaele) and Gang Member (?), Cidade de Deus
949 "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave." —HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain), 2001: A Space Odyssey
948 "Shut the fuck up, Donny!" —Walter Sobchak (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski
947 "There is no spoon." —Neo (Keanu Reeves), The Matrix
946 "Non!" —Marcel Marceau (Himself), Silent Movie
945 "If it bleeds, we can kill it." —Major 'Dutch' Schaeffer (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Predator
944 "Ah. Well... I attended Julliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?" —Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton), Beetlejuice
943 "Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. Ha, ha." —Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson), The Shining
942 "The horror. The horror." —Kurtz (Marlon Brando), Apocalypse Now
941 "If I die, pretend I said something deep and clever." —Sebastian Caine (Kevin Bacon), Hollow Man
940 "I signed that release waiver, so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot." —Natalie (Cameran Diaz), Charlie's Angels
939 "You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture." —Hunter S. Thompson (Johnny Depp), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
938 "I haven't seen anyone walk like that since Jurassic Park." —Victor Melling (Michael Caine), Miss Congeniality
937 Louie: "Goddamn it. You shot me in the exact same fucking place as last time!"
—Ghost Dog: I'm sorry. I mean you no disrespect. You're my retainer. I don't want to put too many holes in you." —Louie (John Tormey) and Ghost Dog (Forest Whitaker), Ghost Dog
936 Ghost Dog: "You know, in ancient cultures, bears were considered equal with men."
—Hunter: "This ain't no ancient culture here, mister."
—Ghost Dog: "Sometimes it is." —Ghost Dog (Forest Whitaker) and Bear Hunter (Jonathan Cook), Ghost Dog
935 "When you dream, there are no rules. People can fly; anything could happen. Sometimes there's a moment when you become aware of the real world around you. You may think you can fly, but you better not try." —Brian Kessler (David Duchovny), Kalifornia
934 Fletcher: "Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"
—Cop: "Is that all?"
—Fletcher: "No... I have unpaid parking tickets." —Fletcher (Jim Carrey) and Cop (Tony Carreiro), Liar Liar
933 "I haven't killed anybody... [gunshot] ...since 1984. [More gunshots]" —Vincenzo Coccotti (Christopher Walken), True Romance
932 "Wait. We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in movile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot hors d'oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground." —Wednesday Addams (Christina Ricci), Addams Family Values
931 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." —Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin), The Princess Bride
930 Vizzini: "He didn't fall!? Inconceivable!"
—Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." —Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) and Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin), The Princess Bride
929 "Control? You [humanity] never had control." —Ethan Powell (Anthony Hopkins), Instinct
928 "Do it to Julia!" —Winston Smith (John Hurt), 1984
927 "You talkin' to me?" —Travix Bickle (Robert DeNiro), Taxi Driver
926 "Is it safe?" —Dr. Christian Szell (Sir Laurence Olivier), Marathon Man
925 "I got you, fucker." —Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), Alien
924 "Charlie don't surf!" —Kilgore (Robert Duvall), Apocalypse Now
923 "Come and play with us." —Grady daughters (Lisa and Louise Burns), The Shining
922 "You gentlemen can't fight in here, this is that war room!" —President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove
921 "We must protect our 'phoney baloney' jobs, gentlemen." —Gov. William J LePetomaine (Mel Brooks), Blazing Saddles
920 Dr. Frankenstein: "What knockers!"
—Inga: "Why thank you, herr doctor." —Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) and Inga (Teri Garr), Young Frankenstein
919 "I've suffered the tortures of the damned, sir—the tortures of the damned." —Alex de Large (Malcolm McDowell), A Clockwork Orange
918 "It's me, remember? The tomato girl from upstairs?" —The Girl (Marilyn Monroe), The Seven Year Itch
917 "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." —Lawrence Walsh (Joe Mantell), Chinatown
916 "This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom." —Sailor Ripley (Nicolas Cage), Wild at Heart
915 "There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other one says 'Yeah, I know, and such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly." —Alvy Singer (Woody Allen), Annie Hall
914 General Sternwood: "How do you like your brandy, sir?"
—Philip Marlowe: "In a glass." —Gen. Sternwood (Charles Waldron) and Philip Marlowe (Humphrey Bogart), The Big Sleep
913 "Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds—exactly three-fucking-seconds—to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!" —Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey), Full Metal Jacket
912 "The Dude abides." —Jeff Lebowski aka The Dude (Jeff Bridges), The Big Lebowski
911 [Monologue] —Howard Beale (Peter Finch), Network
910 "That's right, Dude, the beauty of it is its simplicity." —Walter Sobchak (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski
909 "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." —Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland), The Wizard of Oz
908 "You were not kept out of it; you're neck deep in it." —Ribert Ritter (Henry Czerny), Clear and Present Danger
907 "On est pas bien là ? Paisibles, à la fraîche, décontractés du gland, et on bandera quand on aura envie de bander..." —Gérard Depardieu (Jean-Claude), Les Valseuses
906 Aragorn: "Are you frightened?"
—Aragorn: "Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you." —Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) and Frodo (Elijah Wood), The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
905 Mayor: "I don't want to have any more trouble like you had last year in the Filmore District, understand? That's my policy."
—Harry: "Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastartd—that's my policy."
—Mayor: "Intent? How did you establish that?"
—Harry: "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." —The Mayor (John Vernon) and Insp. 'Dirty' Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood), Dirty Harry
904 "Woof." —Dr. Doppler (David Hyde Pierce), Treasure Planet
903 "No! NOOOOOOOO!! I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds; and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here. This far, no further! And I ... will make them pay for what they've done." —Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart), Star Trek: First Contact
902 "Actually, I never read it." —Lily Sloane (Alfre Woodard), Star Trek: First Contact
901 Gray: "That's it. That's your plan—we wait and see what happens?"
—Dr. Sid: [nods]
—Gray: "Oh, good." —Gray Edwards (Alec Baldwin) and Dr. Sid (Donald Sutherland), Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
900 "This town needs an enema." —Joker (Jack Nicholson), Batman
899 [/b] Odile : [Picking up a framed photograph] "C'est lui ? Is this him?
—La veuve : "Non, c'est mon chien." The widow: "No, that's my dog.
—Odile : "Ah oui, bien sûr." Ah yes, of course. —Odile Deray (Chantal Lauby) and La veuve de M. Jacques (Valérie Lemercier), La Cité de la Peur
898 Commissaire Bialès : "Vous aimez Mozart ? Do you like Mozart?
—Odile : "Oui. C'est lequel ?" Yes. Which one's this?
—C.B. : "Euh ... le dernier." Err ... his latest.
—[They go to the minibar]
—C.B. : "Vous voulez un whiskey ?" Would you like a whiskey?
—Odile : "Juste un doigt." Just a finger.
—C.B. : "Oui, mais vous voulez le whiskey avant ?" Sure, but do you want your whiskey first? —Commissaire Patrick Bialès (Gérard Darmon) and Odile Deray (Chantal Lauby), La Cité de la Peur
——898 Commissaire Bialès : "Vous aimez Mozart ?" You like Mozart?
———Odile : "Oui. C'est lequel ?" Yes. It is which?
———C.B. : "Euh ... le dernier." Euh ... the last.
———[They go to the minibar]
———C.B. : "Vous voulez un whiskey ?" You would like a whiskey?
———Odile : "Juste un doigt." Just a finger.
———C.B. : "Oui, mais vous voulez le whiskey avant ?" Yes, but you would like the whiskey first?
897 Amélie [to her father, who is not paying attention to her]: "I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine." -Amélie Poulain (Audrey Tautou), Amélie
896 "You know, Phillip, you have a goddamned red, white and blue American right to eat cotton candy and ride roller coasters." —Robert 'Butch' Haynes (Kevin Costner), A Perfect World
895 "She Talks in her sleep" -Professor Henry Jones (Sean Connery), Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade
894 "Wanna rent really bad pornos and see if we recognize anyone?" —Robin Moon (Lori Petty), Relax... It's Just Sex