Whats on your mind, voodoodolphin?:
Oh. Tits. Fair enough.
to keep some of my diginity...whatever's left that is...could i just post a picture of someone else instead?
Buddy, serious or not you can't say shit. That would be like a fat woman telling a skinny girl she should be bulimic, even if it is in jest. The venom must be seething from you right now, because not only were you all to quick to point out that you are ugly but then you try to make it seem like I am the one that is angry right now. The fact that you think this forum means so much to me that it could make me angry shows how much it really means to you, and that should be what makes you angry.Originally Posted by fatwoul
And you should be a spinster for the John Kerry campaign since you so remarkably equated me not having a photo to give to you of all people to meaning I am nothing. It's sick that you would think along those lines by the way; putting so much importance on a photograph, you act like what you're doing here is important. I'll be happy to put a photo of me on this thread in the next few weeks when I get my printer/scanner for college. Then we'll see what shit you can talk.
But, buddy, you did attack me very recently which entirely justifies my attack on you. Please refer to this thread and this quote:
No hard feelings, buddy. And I can see what they say about British peoples teeth is entirely true .Originally Posted by fatwoul
And I'll tell you what I think of you. You try to be different from other women, but you're just as shallow as the vast majority of the A&F wearing girls with the butterfly tattoos and the penchant for bad music. Your only difference is that you think too hard while they think too little. So you're nothing special even though you try to be, and this may mean nothing to you because you're too shallow to hear your own conscience. So rest easy, I know this won't get through to you but that means nothing to me. I don't need you and I will think nothing of you after I press submit when I'm done with this. I recommend that you don't reply to this because knowing you you probably still don't get it. I bet you think I'm just being sexist.Originally Posted by Ra-ra
I have just one thing to say to A_S_S here:
Who in the world when seeing some gigantically fat woman on the bus (for mere example) would say, "Damn you're fat lady!" The answer is a five year old child would. Not any person who respects people's dignity.
I never thought I'd say this, but thanks Angelhaunt.
The concise reply you gave is far more likely to get through to crass; he whose attention span and intelligence does not typically last longer than a couple of lines.
Thanks again, and thanks to all of you who have sent photos, and taken this in the spirit it was intended.
I admit I do have a pretty dire taste in music and occasionally can be shallow, like most people, but you don't know me. Thank god.Originally Posted by ass_shaped_smile
I think that's the problem with these forums, we all seem to have such a fixed idea about each other.
I appreciate the effort, but I think my version looks better. See?Originally Posted by fatwoul
And as for this:
I think I might have to become more nasty.Originally Posted by fatwoul
Incidentally, my picture is designed to hide the facial feature which Fatwoul's picture flaunts: I have a gigantic nose. Not as pointy, though.
HOL's favourite New Yorker, keysersoze:
Everyone knows his name wherever he goes. Mainly because green writing floats next to him at all times.
Originally Posted by fatwoul
Originally Posted by ass_shaped_smile
That sounds like fatwoul on any given day. He is just as guilty of making fun of malakites weight as I am. And I recall him making fun of a noobs appearance a long time ago after his photo was put on silvers website. So pssssss!Originally Posted by Angelhaunt
Even assuming this is true (which I haven't seen but I don't read every thread), all I am witness to here is Fats making a relatively neutral thread and along you come pointing out that he's ugly, as if he is somehow supposed to argue with you about it. I mean, shit, what's your point; he admitted you were right. I could see if you two were in an argument you calling him ugly, but you weren't. You just basically said, "Fats, don't you know you're ugly?" How in hell is he supposed to argue with you about it? Wait till you're in a dispute then drop a lug, but don't just come here and point out his ugliness as an argument in itself.Originally Posted by ass_shaped_smile
Am I just crazy (heh heh), or was it Statix and not Malakite who was the fat feller at the old Mannequin Hands Holies page?
Can I just ask, What is the preoccupation about?
I mean, there is this guy at work, and ok - he is obese and he knows he is, but for some reason he also has to tolerate being told this on a daily basis (as well as jabs left, right and centre). I mean there are more interesting things about a person then how much they weigh, etc. I thought that was obvious.
The language barriers here may be part of the problem. I'm speaking English and all you understand is Stupid. I never called for malakite to defend me, I merely made the point that you make fun of other peoples physical appearances even when not in jest, as do I. As I said you should work for the John Kerry campaign. And I bet you'd be a good photographer for Michael Moore, you might be able to find his good angle. :)Originally Posted by fatwoul
The fact that I have such difficulty in understanding what you say surely proves that my fluency in stupid is very low.Originally Posted by ass_shaped_smile
Don't forget the number of times I have humiliated you into silence, sulking, changing usernames (which I discover and force you to reveal).
Don't get ahead of yourself and forget your place. Don't forget why so many people still call you crass.
Because of me.
Before claiming I am stupid, think very hard about the implications that has upon you, based on your countless previous defeats.
Maybe if you spent as much time and effort on your education as you do on this kind of crap, you wouldn't have been kicked out of school. What's that you're saying? Ohh, that I spend a lot of time on here too. But I did rather well at my degree, AND kicked your arse in the process.
Many months ago, you promised us a photograph of you sitting in your Rolls Royce. Somehow, that photo never emerged.
We're still waiting for that photo, crass.
I ruined it, but, after the last post, the view count for this thread was 666... Maybe that's a sign that this fight is getting out of hand?
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And so on.\"