superhero name generator

**silver474** · 05-22-2003, 10:37 AM

What's your superhero name? Find out here.

I'm the Insidious Aqua Claw.

**Stencil** · 05-22-2003, 10:47 AM

I'm the Underrated Narcoleptic Judge.

How jealous are all of you?

**The Disgruntled Frenchman** · 05-22-2003, 12:46 PM

This thing rocks!

Behold, I am
The
Irresistable
Unshaven
Fisherman

Quiver in fear mine enemies.

**Reader** · 05-22-2003, 06:04 PM

The Shmectacular She-Lumberjack

Well . . . at least it got my gender right. I don't like the dykey implication though.

Sigh

**ThomasJ** · 05-22-2003, 07:54 PM

The Dazzling Micro-Snail

**DanSRose** · 05-22-2003, 09:30 PM

Make room for the Unfathomable Furious Zombi! I will curse you with cajun voodoo and ragin' decomposition!

**Reader** · 05-23-2003, 04:43 AM

quote:
Originally posted by ThomasJ:
The Dazzling Micro-Snail

Hehehehehe . . . now I don't feel so bad.

**ThomasJ** · 05-23-2003, 09:29 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Reader:

Hehehehehe . . . now I don't feel so bad.

You question my manhood??!!

**Reader** · 05-23-2003, 09:32 PM

Oddly enough, I said nothing about your manhood, and yet, you knew just what I was laughing about. I could just happen to think that mollusks are funny. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

[ May 24, 2003: Message edited by: Reader ]

**verismo** · 05-24-2003, 08:47 AM

I am:

The
Amazing
Killer
Detective

**DanSRose** · 05-24-2003, 09:34 AM

quote:
Originally posted by verismo:
I am:

The
Amazing
Killer
Detective

That's a good one.
Hex on you!

**ThomasJ** · 05-24-2003, 10:08 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Reader:
Oddly enough, I said nothing about your manhood, and yet, you knew just what I was laughing about. I could just happen to think that mollusks are funny. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

It's not the size of the snail that matters, it's how DAZZLING it truly is.

**Reader** · 05-24-2003, 10:46 AM

Hee. Just make sure it stays away from salt. It will definitely be less than dazzling then. "No, no, honey, it's not the cold water, it's the salt!"

**fatwoul** · 05-24-2003, 06:29 PM

I am...

the
INSCRUTABLE
KILLER
CYCLOPS

**Ra-ra** · 05-27-2003, 04:48 AM

quote:
Originally posted by fatwoul:
I am...

the
INSCRUTABLE
KILLER
CYCLOPS

That would explain alot.
[img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

**silver474** · 05-27-2003, 11:09 PM

So, when are we teaming up to make a Justice League for the 21st century?

**Ra-ra** · 05-28-2003, 02:16 AM

Who am I?

I AM:

THE
FIENDISH
LUNAR
WOMAN

*Insert mad sinister laughter here*

[ May 28, 2003: Message edited by: Ra-ra ]

**verismo** · 05-28-2003, 10:30 AM

quote:
Originally posted by DanSRose:

That's a good one.
Hex on you!

"Fuckin Jihad on you"

**John B.** · 06-02-2003, 12:24 AM

I am . . .

The Indestructible HypnoCreep.

Bow and scrape, y'all. DON'T look at me with the naked eye!
(I guess AstroCreep has already been grabbed by Rob Zombie)

Edit: The temptation is VERY strong to add this thread to the List of Useful Threads.

[ June 02, 2003: Message edited by: John B. ]

[ June 02, 2003: Message edited by: John B. ]

**John B.** · 06-02-2003, 12:38 AM

I don't know if any of you clicked on the "More Names" button once you got your name, but I did . . .

How would you like to be The Irresistible Mrs. Gentleman? Or The Inescapable Nano-Industrialist? The Mysterious One-Eyed Matador?

I second the Unshaven Fisherman: This thing rocks. Thanks, Silver: Not being able to sleep has rarely been so much fun.

**fatwoul** · 06-02-2003, 05:08 AM

quote:
Originally posted by John B.:
...I second the Unshaven Fisherman: This thing rocks. Thanks, Silver: Not being able to sleep has rarely been so much fun.

John B. not being sensible?

What's going on??? [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img]

**John B.** · 06-02-2003, 05:33 AM

quote:
Originally posted by fatwoul:

John B. not being sensible?

What's going on??? [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img]

In the immortal words of Alice Cooper: "School's out."

But the stars will return to their courses this week, when summer school begins.

**silver474** · 06-02-2003, 06:44 AM

quote:
Originally posted by John B.:
...The Mysterious One-Eyed Matador...

This sounds like a naughty euphemism for something else.

And I'm glad you're all enjoying this! Yay superheroes!

**John B.** · 06-02-2003, 06:57 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Stencil:
Hey, I get to be in charge!

After all, I am the judge.

That'll be my catchphrase.

No, no, hang on, how about:

'The judge's decision is final.'

Possibly with 'Punk' tagged on the end.

One has to nudge narcoleptic judges awake with embarrassing frequency, though.

**1exist** · 06-03-2003, 08:49 PM

Woe and feer rain upon ye masses. It is I, the Impervious Professor Hypnotist!

I forget how to make big letters [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

**zerolous** · 06-04-2003, 08:21 AM

ultra-coolness has arived

it would seem I am

the abominable unshaven skull

**JuggaloStatix** · 06-15-2003, 06:00 PM

The Spectacular Frozen Hemophiliac

**verismo** · 06-15-2003, 10:12 PM

quote:
Originally posted by John B.:

(I guess AstroCreep has already been grabbed by Rob Zombie)

Woah! You know who Rob Zombie is? And you know about AstroCreep? What is going on?

**John B.** · 06-16-2003, 04:22 AM

quote:
Originally posted by verismo:

Woah! You know who Rob Zombie is? And you know about AstroCreep? What is going on?

Back when it was getting played in the radio, I thought "More Human Than Human" was about the coolest thing around.
This isn't the thread to compare record collections, but I'll just say that mine, though not large, is pretty eclectic. Something for everyone's taste, I like to think.

**fearful_syzygy** · 01-19-2004, 05:54 AM

I know this thread has been dead for yonks, but my new name was just so apt I couldn't resist.

Behold!
The
ABOMINABLE
THRASHING
CAVEMAN!

Here's my new numberplate:

Cro-magnon man ain't got nothing on me! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[ January 19, 2004: Message edited by: fearful_syzygy ]

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