boobies and libido [Archive]

WhenNothingWas

04-04-2004, 07:31 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by keysersoze:
Here you go everyone from my math thread...have fun.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You can't do this without first presenting some form of a transition. You don't honestly expect us to just strike up a conversation about boobies and libido out of the blue, do you?

So, people...
How do you feel about boobies and libido?

See? You've gotta get the ball a rollin'!

JuggaloStatix

04-04-2004, 10:38 PM

boobs are great...as long as you HAVE a libido...if no libido is present then you cannot fully partake of the boobs...

WhenNothingWas

04-04-2004, 10:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Statix:
boobs are great...as long as you HAVE a libido...if no libido is present then you cannot fully partake of the boobs...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I can't remember the last time I fully partook the boobs.

fatwoul

04-05-2004, 05:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by WhenNothingWas:
...I fully partook the boobs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that like parting the boobs? Heh, "The Parting of the Boobs". Chariots racing between them, only to be crushed by cleavage...

Man, I wish I had time for some more Photoshop hilarity. images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

fearful_syzygy

04-05-2004, 05:29 AM

I believe there is a bit in The Golden Fleece where Jason and his crew have to pass through a pair of boobs or be destroyed.

WhenNothingWas

04-05-2004, 06:47 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fatwoul:
Is that like parting the boobs?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, the beautiful thing about having a mammigination is that it both can and cannot be like parting the boobs.



[ April 05, 2004: Message edited by: WhenNothingWas ]

Admiral_Shanks

04-05-2004, 07:55 AM

Has anyone seen the 'passion of the boob' by Mr Gibson. Its rather good...

JuggaloStatix

04-05-2004, 07:57 AM

just so you all know...you guys are fucking insane

Ra-ra

04-05-2004, 08:12 AM

... and God created Woman, giving her three breasts to succor her young. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters; I do not need but two breasts." There was a loud crack and a lingering odor of ozone, and it was done: Woman stood, holding her third breast in her hand. "Now just what am I gonna do with this useless boob?" She asked.

And so it was, God created Man.

WhenNothingWas

04-05-2004, 08:49 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>..."Now just what am I gonna do with this useless boob?" She asked.

And so it was, God created Man.[/QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So I am actually a boob?

GREATEST. NEWS. EVER.

*squirts milk at things*

Admiral_Shanks

04-05-2004, 08:55 AM

If we are ALL boobs... we can have Milk fights...

fatwoul

04-05-2004, 09:02 AM

Old joke:

Q: Why are boobs like trainsets?

A: They're built for the kids, but the dads always end up playing with them.

WhenNothingWas

04-05-2004, 09:09 AM

Not my dad! images/smiles/icon_mad.gif

fatwoul

04-05-2004, 09:11 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stuart heading:
Has anyone seen the 'passion of the boob' by Mr Gibson. Its rather good...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's not funny. You could have made more effort:

Tits a Wonderful Life

Rack to the Future

Bonfire of the Mammaries

8008: A Lace Odyssey

Must try harder. images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Admiral_Shanks

04-05-2004, 09:27 AM

How about:

Breast in show

Das Boob

The lord of the breasts (doesn't really work, but a good title to have none the less images/smiles/icon_wink.gif)

Breast Hawk down.

Harder then I though. BUT, if anyone HAS seen the new Christ film, its actually pretty good.

fatwoul

04-05-2004, 09:41 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stuart heading:
...Breast in show...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Better

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stuart heading:
...Das Boob...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Also an improvement

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stuart heading:
...The lord of the breasts (doesn't really work, but a good title to have none the less images/smiles/icon_wink.gif)...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shoddy

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stuart heading:
...Breast Hawk down...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Rack Hawk Down would have worked better.

Your boob-related vocabulary needs some work, I think.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stuart heading:
...Harder then I though. BUT, if anyone HAS seen the new Christ film, its actually pretty good.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I had an argument about that very thing with verismo months ago. He liked the idea of the film because it was "as realistic as it gets", but apparently they even managed to fuck up the languages people are speaking in it. images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Admiral_Shanks

04-05-2004, 09:46 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fatwoul:
[QB]

...they even managed to fuck up the languages people are speaking in it.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How so? And yes, it was as close as they were ever going to get, BUT a little over the top at times. Good over all though, and very close to 'what actually happened' as far as I understand it. (having a TV stuck on channel two on a sunday - you learn a lot about our lord and saviour!)

Ra-ra

04-05-2004, 12:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stuart heading:
BUT, if anyone HAS seen the new Christ film, its actually pretty good.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hahahahaha...

Oh sorry... were you being serious?

p.s. what has this got to do with the obviously more important topic of boobies? Try and stay on topic images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Admiral_Shanks

04-05-2004, 12:27 PM

Oh! images/smiles/icon_smile.gif How about:

Honey I shrunk the breasts

Big titties in little China images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Quirk

04-05-2004, 12:37 PM

Breastfast Club
SixNipple Candles
Mulholand Boob
Planet of the Boobs
ThunderBoob
The Longest Breast
Breast Acadamy

What do you call a Roman soilder with pubic hair in his teeth?

a gladheateher!

keysersoze

04-05-2004, 12:57 PM

what have i done...?

mmmmmmmmmm...booooobies

Admiral_Shanks

04-05-2004, 01:08 PM

You've given us another common ground we can all discuss images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

fatwoul

04-05-2004, 01:09 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ra-ra:
...p.s. what has this got to do with the obviously more important topic of boobies?...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What about the fact that Mel Gibson is a tit?

WhenNothingWas

04-05-2004, 01:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fatwoul:
What about the fact that Mel Gibson is a tit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

A mighty succulent tit, I might add.

Admiral_Shanks

04-05-2004, 01:44 PM

Breastheart or Bravetit, I cant decide images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

keysersoze

04-05-2004, 01:50 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stuart heading:
You've given us another common ground we can all discuss images/smiles/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And what a great thing to discuss. I especially enjoyed the god created woman with three boobs joke. Good stuff. And it keeps most of the boobies and libido out of my latest topic.

The only i see is...alot of boobies (always great) but not enough libido (not so good... images/smiles/icon_confused.gif )

ass_shaped_smile

04-05-2004, 01:58 PM

I like throwing the word 'cock' into film titles more than the word 'boobs', but thats just me.

Black Cock Down
Cock Around the Clock
All That Jizz
The Lord of the Cock-Rings
Masturbate and Commander: The Far Side of the Cock

Admiral_Shanks

04-05-2004, 02:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ass_shaped_smile:
I like throwing the word 'cock' into film titles more than the word 'boobs', but thats just me.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wank works just as well we have found:

Lord of the wank
fear and wanking in las vegas
Wank hawk down
wank school (but that is more because that movie was dreadful

James and the giant tit
and for all those cartoon lovers of my age: Jamie and the magic breats. THAT would be cool images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

keysersoze

04-05-2004, 02:24 PM

Jack and The Bean Stalk...need i say more?

jessicakim

04-05-2004, 11:14 PM

Yay! Back to boobies! I knew the board would come around. images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

fearful_syzygy

04-05-2004, 11:34 PM

I preferred Jackin' the Beanstalk, the Dwarfsploitation flick from the early 70's.

Romancing the Bone
Kindergarten Kock (That one was banned, I think)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Boobs
King Dong

WhenNothingWas

04-05-2004, 11:41 PM

How about...

Kill Bill's Girlfriend's Bosom
Eternal Sunshine of the Nippleless Knocker
Being John Malkovich's Breast Implant
Pap Fiction

...and my personal favorite: The Boob

fatwoul

04-06-2004, 05:09 AM

I was waiting for f_s to kick into porn title mode...

fearful_syzygy

04-06-2004, 05:29 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fatwoul:
S'ti numah eaturn ot tanw ot eigurf shingt (http://www.houseofleaves.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=search) tuo<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

S'ti numah eaturn ot knthi pu pnor ttlies hewn broed, ouy naem...

Yakhater

04-06-2004, 09:56 AM

Yakhater = not a woman

WhenNothingWas

04-06-2004, 09:57 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fearful_syzygy:
S'ti numah eaturn ot knthi pu pnor ttlies hewn broed, ouy naem...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Tosm fo ehost tren'a sordw, ristem.

Admiral_Shanks

04-06-2004, 10:04 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by WhenNothingWas:

Tosm fo ehost tren'a sordw, ristem.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Os, si eht nalp ot etirw sdrawkcab? Ro tsuj danrom?

keysersoze

04-06-2004, 01:11 PM

...huh?...

Ra-ra

04-06-2004, 01:26 PM

My sentiments exactly... images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

WhenNothingWas

04-06-2004, 01:43 PM

Uoy tusm kool ta ehest sordw ni a wen yaw.

Admiral_Shanks

04-06-2004, 01:45 PM

ti's ton os drah yllaer.

WhenNothingWas

04-06-2004, 02:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Stuart heading:
ti's ton os drah yllaer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
*shakes head*

Ra-ra

04-06-2004, 02:31 PM

Nostalgia opens no elipse of flight yearning oblation yesteryear are raising eagerly macabre abodes keenly idealised narcissistic garbled abyss naturally yellow sacred earthliness never safe evermore!

WhenNothingWas

04-06-2004, 02:35 PM

Plus exact registration fears elongated cattle to surrender eternal neglect shows ever. Jiggle up staples to link one on kittens clothing like old sheep ever ready.

fatwoul

04-06-2004, 02:38 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ra-ra:
...yesteryear...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

underwood? images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

fatwoul

04-06-2004, 03:07 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yakhater:
Yakhater = not a woman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

fatwoul = doesn't care images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

WhenNothingWas

04-06-2004, 04:41 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fatwoul:
fatwoul = doesn't care images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
If A = B and B = C and C = D, then A = D.

Let:
**A = fatwoul
**B = "doesn't care"
**C = apathy
**D = http://demigodz.com/graphics/downloads/apathy-immortal_1024.jpg

If:
**fatwoul = "doesn't care"
and
**"doesn't care" = apathy
and
**apathy = http://demigodz.com/graphics/downloads/apathy-immortal_1024.jpg

Then:

**fatwoul = http://demigodz.com/graphics/downloads/apathy-immortal_1024.jpg

*
*
*
Whoa, you're pretty sexy! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif


[ April 06, 2004: Message edited by: WhenNothingWas ]

fatwoul

04-06-2004, 04:46 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by WhenNothingWas:
Whoa, you're pretty sexy! images/smiles/icon_wink.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

WNW = stating the obvious images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

WhenNothingWas

04-06-2004, 04:51 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fatwoul:

WNW = stating the obvious images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'll leave that proof for someone else. images/smiles/icon_sad.gif

Ra-ra

04-07-2004, 10:55 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fatwoul:

underwood? images/smiles/icon_wink.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*mksacs dhfeorea*

Yakhater

04-07-2004, 01:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fatwoul:

fatwoul = doesn't care images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yakhater = totally knows that already

fatwoul = doesn't capitalize his own name

fatwoul = grad[F(2,1,c,s)]

where:

F(x,y,z,w) = bx^2+gy+(az^2/2)+aw^3/3

assume:
unit vector x = i^
unit vector y = j^
unit vector z = k^
unit vector w = images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif^

yes, I know I went a bit away from convention in the definition of w's unit vector. If you'll notice, I could have replaced w with t and used the relativistic convention of labeling unit vector t as s^ but then I would have to reduce the term aw^3/3 with aw^2/2, but that would have made even more confusion. The way it is, my joke is clear and complete, along with the requisite "I'm kidding" face.

Deal with that "Fat Wall"! Ba-zing!

P.S. Expand the polynomials when you are finished with the gradient operation.

P.P.S. Everybody understands the calculation and joke except for you, the person reading this right now.

[ April 07, 2004: Message edited by: Yakhater ]

Admiral_Shanks

04-07-2004, 02:03 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yakhater:

P.P.S. Everybody understands the calculation and joke except for you you, the person reading this right now.

[ April 07, 2004: Message edited by: Yakhater ][/QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Im my case, you are very much right. But I enjoyed the post none the less images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif

Yakhater

04-07-2004, 04:27 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yakhater:

fatwoul = grad[F(2,1,c,s)]

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

See Kyser, now it's a math thread again, hooray!!

Also I hate, hate, hate the fact that we can use html in these posts, but that either my browser or this board won't allow me to write any clever letters. I can't use Mathematica to enter fun symbols like i, j, and k hat or the gradient operon, but I can't comprimise and relace them with other ways of writing these things.

I can't put an "i" inbetween brackets with out turning my font all Italian!

WhenNothingWas

04-07-2004, 08:02 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yakhater:
...I can't use Mathematica to enter fun symbols like i, j, and k hat or the gradient operon...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
gradient = http://web.mit.edu/wwmath/vectorc/scalar/grad_images/eq6.gif

i hat = î
j hat = ĵ

...you find k hat. images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

keysersoze

04-08-2004, 02:30 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yakhater:
[QB]

See Kyser, now it's a math thread again, hooray!!

QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow...the evolution of threads when allowed to go beyond 50 posts...
And why don't you just write the stuff out in microsoft word, then copy and paste it all into the text box...etc...etc...

Boobies...

fatwoul

04-09-2004, 12:45 PM

Aww you're a physics student. PhD?

Yakhater

04-09-2004, 07:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fatwoul:
Aww you're a physics student. PhD?

Duhh, I am a moron! I'm stupid! Duhhhhh...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What's wrong with being a Physics student?
And you are not a moron, don't say things like that about yourself.

Also, I think that no one will ever get my higher level of humor because everyone is too lazy. So all y'all can ... kiss my grits...

Ferr<<[erg.erg
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[runBINws]
st::..

fatwoul

04-09-2004, 08:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Yakhater:
...What's wrong with being a Physics student?...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nothing. That's why I was one for 3 years, getting a BSc in Astrophysics from the University of Leeds.

In turn, that's why I was asking what sort of physics student you were.

I'm guessing you're just a little-leaguer at present. Or as they so delightfully call them in the US, a "freshman". Still thinking pretty big thoughts, but finals are a long, long way off yet, sport.

I wasn't sure what level you were at until you confirmed it with such a defensive little rant.

Thanks for choosing to make yourself look like a jackass instead of just answering my question. It told me a lot more than a straight answer would have.

So, am I right, junior?

Yakhater

04-09-2004, 11:48 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by keysersoze:

And why don't you just write the stuff out in microsoft word, then copy and paste it all into the text box...etc...etc...

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Because the symbols show up as question marks. And has anybody solved my zinger? I thought it was well constructed, and it would be a shame if no one got it. Maybe I'll tell my advisor, he has a sense of humor.