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etruscan

12-13-2003, 09:45 PM

i'm a 100% heterosexual man. about 5 months into my last (still going) relationship my girlfriend started to touch and lick my asshole (I wanted her to do it, but she somehow did it by herself). the reason i bring this up is because at the beggining of the book Johnny has a 3-some w/ 2 girls after they do some Coke. What happend was, deep down I knew that I really liked what my girl was doing but I always felt so fucking guilty and gay. Recently my friend gave me 4 grams for my B-Day (trust me i'm not a drug addict) and i did it w/ my girlfriend. one thing let to another and she fucked me in my asshole w/ a 6" thick dildo. i loved it. for the first time in my life i was accually dominated; i was fucked, instead of fucking somebody. i have been thinking about that since and today i went out and bought some Coke for me and my girlfriend. we did it just as i expected it. now, after, i think, i'm obsessed w/ it. when she does it, it feels like i'm having continuous orgasm for like 20 minutes. my questions are

1. any guys ... do you do/experience the same thing

2. girls... have you ever done it to your boyfriend.. did he ask... do you think it's digusthing.. do you like it

3. do you think Johnny was into this..

i'm not gay

Angelhaunt

12-13-2003, 10:52 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by etruscan:
i'm a 100% heterosexual man. about 5 months into my last (still going) relationship my girlfriend started to touch and lick my asshole (I wanted her to do it, but she somehow did it by herself). the reason i bring this up is because at the beggining of the book Johnny has a 3-some w/ 2 girls after they do some Coke. What happend was, deep down I knew that I really liked what my girl was doing but I always felt so fucking guilty and gay. Recently my friend gave me 4 grams for my B-Day (trust me i'm not a drug addict) and i did it w/ my girlfriend. one thing let to another and she fucked me in my asshole w/ a 6" thick dildo. i loved it. for the first time in my life i was accually dominated; i was fucked, instead of fucking somebody. i have been thinking about that since and today i went out and bought some Coke for me and my girlfriend. we did it just as i expected it. now, after, i think, i'm obsessed w/ it. when she does it, it feels like i'm having continuous orgasm for like 20 minutes. my questions are

1. any guys ... do you do/experience the same thing

2. girls... have you ever done it to your boyfriend.. did he ask... do you think it's digusthing.. do you like it

3. do you think Johnny was into this..

i'm not gay<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

1) I'll assume the general reader here does not want to know.

3) Yes, Johnny recounts an instance of this very thing.

I've heard here and there that such activity stimulates the prostate and thus increases pleasure, and that heterosexuals can enjoy it as much as homosexuals (not that I would know! hahaha).

fearful_syzygy

12-14-2003, 05:56 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by etruscan:
i'm a 100% heterosexual man...trust me i'm not a drug addict...i'm not gay<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The fellow doth protest too much, methinks.

Angelhaunt

12-14-2003, 06:59 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fearful_syzygy:

The fellow doth protest too much, methinks.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah, but there is a reason. He must be clear about the unseemly conclusions we may draw from the rest of his post.

Bake one cake you're not a baker. Paint one painting you're not a painter. A little butt fun a butt pirate does not make.

Angelhaunt

12-14-2003, 07:06 AM

My advice? Lay off the coke. If I remember right four grams is quite a bit even between two people. And it can zap your brain, make you do crazy shit.

fatwoul

12-14-2003, 07:22 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by etruscan:
...about 5 months into my last (still going) relationship my girlfriend started to touch and lick my asshole (I wanted her to do it, but she somehow did it by herself)...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Was this behind closed doors, or even when you are out*? At the supermarket, etc?

*By your being "out" I was not referring to your latent homosexuality, which of course does not exist. No. Definitely not. No sirree. Not on your life. Nope. No way.

lazysmurf

12-14-2003, 07:39 AM

to be perfectly honest with you here...the anus does contain the second highest concentration of nerve endings in the body, so its perfectly understandable that it would feel good...

but its also quite likely just the absurd amounts of coke your doing, which hightens your receptions to physical touch, but will also make you a stool donkey in a few days.

be careful you do not become addicted

RainingLight

12-14-2003, 07:44 AM

Fellows, let's be nice about this. The poor guy was just looking for some support about his new hobby. It's unfair to run the homosexual side of it into the ground.

Besides, everyone has their sick pleasures. We should be grateful he likes to be anally dominated instead of having sex with dead people or something crazy like that.

[ December 14, 2003: Message edited by: RainingLight ]

Angelhaunt

12-14-2003, 07:48 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by RainingLight:

Besides, everyone has their sick pleasures. We should be grateful he likes to be anally dominated instead of having sex with dead people or something crazy like that.

[ December 14, 2003: Message edited by: RainingLight ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean sex with dead people isn't normal? That's not what the morgue lady says when she takes my bribes.

RainingLight

12-14-2003, 07:56 AM

Now, was that really necessary?

fearful_syzygy

12-14-2003, 08:12 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by RainingLight:
Now, was that really necessary?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, in my experience you don't really need a bribe at all.

fearful_syzygy

12-14-2003, 08:30 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by lazysmurf:
to be perfectly honest with you here...the anus does contain the second highest concentration of nerve endings in the body, so its perfectly understandable that it would feel good...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It worked for Seann William Scott in Road Trip, after all.

DaethisJain

12-14-2003, 09:01 AM

Etruscan: you are obviously gay. So is Johnny, also quite obviously. Makes me wonder about Mr. Mark as well.

Seems to me like he's got weird infatuations and probably insurmountable psychological issues related to his mother/Mommy/Pelfina (p.358! House as vagina...) and his father/Zampano-Navidson, and quite possibly his hot sister.

But really, I'm not here to start fights.
Mostly I'm just here to read.

I took a supposedly 'super-accurate' Myers-Briggs personality test and tested zero for extraversion. My worldly observations need to be dragged from me. I have a journal that's half a million words that no one's ever read a word of except me.

I've carefully written at least 20 things for the HoL Forum that I've never even posted. That's how carefully I can hold my tongue. But I'm waiting for Danielewski, like some Wait for Godot.

Oh, and lay off the fucking coke, 'everyone' - for Chrissakes. And be careful putting things up your ass.

ass_shaped_smile

12-14-2003, 03:22 PM

Good God (sorry Lord for the blasphemy), this message board has been totaled. I would expect these kind of threads at a Bret Easton Ellis message board but not here. No sir.

lazysmurf

12-14-2003, 04:13 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ass_shaped_smile:
I would expect these kind of threads at a Bret Easton Ellis message board but not here. No sir.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

please tell me thats sarcasm...

Jenius

12-14-2003, 06:26 PM

1. Get yourself to a doctor
2. I'm not a girl
3. Johnny should have gotten himself to a doctor too.

Angelhaunt

12-14-2003, 06:34 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by DaethisJain:
But I'm waiting for Danielewski, like some Wait for Godot.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

MZD has as little obligation to acknowledge you, or any of us here, as you have to acknowledge me or 1exist or any regular Joe you see on the street. He is just some guy; he owes us nothing, and is obligated to none of us for anything. I suppose you agree with Homer (the only Homer that matters) that "If celebrities wanted privacy they should not have tried to express themselves creatively." MZD has as little obligation to respond to you as you have to respond to me or Fats or any regular feller here.

ass_shaped_smile

12-14-2003, 06:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Angelhaunt:

MZD has as little obligation to acknowledge you, or any of us here, as you have to acknowledge me or 1exist or any regular Joe you see on the street. He is just some guy; he owes us nothing, and is obligated to none of us for anything. I suppose you agree with Homer (the only Homer that matters) that "If celebrities wanted privacy they should not have tried to express themselves creatively." MZD has as little obligation to respond to you as you have to respond to me or Fats or any regular feller here.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sucking up to the D. Maybe he'll let you join his treehouse club after school. I hear he has a few his dad's old swank magazines and a cigarette for all the club members to partake in. images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

ass_shaped_smile

12-14-2003, 06:57 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by lazysmurf:

please tell me thats sarcasm...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Silence yourself noob!

images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

Angelhaunt

12-14-2003, 07:21 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ass_shaped_smile:

Sucking up to the D. Maybe he'll let you join his treehouse club after school. I hear he has a few his dad's old swank magazines and a cigarette for all the club members to partake in. images/smiles/icon_smile.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

All right you caught me. I was trying to deny MZD has to acknowledge us in the hopes that he would acknowledge me. Guilty as charged.

What's the definition of irony?

1exist

12-14-2003, 07:56 PM

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1exist

12-14-2003, 11:22 PM

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WhenNothingWas

12-14-2003, 11:42 PM

In all of my experiences, the EXIT ONLY sign that I have meticulously placed above my anus has never once been disregarded.

As for the coke, eh...stop.

DaethisJain

12-15-2003, 05:40 AM

Maybe you need to read (or re-read) Waiting for Godot.
I never implied that he owed me anything; I'm just waiting.
And since he's not here/willing to show/defend himself, I get to say whatever I like about him and his queer characters while I wait.
But maybe I'm just goading him like the noobs goad fatwoul, hoping for a response.

gsr

12-15-2003, 06:54 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Angelhaunt:

All right you caught me. I was trying to deny MZD has to acknowledge us in the hopes that he would acknowledge me. Guilty as charged.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This reminds me of a book my friend wrote called the teratogist about a guy who thought that the best way to see God was to piss him off sooooooo bad that he would have to reveal himself. With this idea in mind, he kidnapped priests and nuns and forced them to have sex with deformed people.
I wonder how bad we'd have to get to have MZD to speak up?

nikhsub1

12-15-2003, 09:17 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by gsr:
...I wonder how bad we'd have to get to have MZD to speak up?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The only 2 rules of the board are:

1. Nothing illegal that could have the board shut down, (ie, underage porn etc.)
2. No threats made to other members (ie, I'm going to kill you and your family etc.)

Other than that, it has all been done before. Don't waste your time trying to create shock value for the fun of it, we've seen it all before.

WhenNothingWas

12-15-2003, 01:36 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by nikhsub11:
I'm going to kill you and your family<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*moves*

The Disgruntled Frenchman

12-15-2003, 04:20 PM

Ah, coke. you and I have had some good times, eh? I've lost count of how many times I've woke up with a "where the fuck am I?" or "whose hand is that on my jock?" or "wow, it really fit in there?" on my lips.

Wait. No I haven't. I've never not remembered, and I've certainly never regretted.

trusc, what do you want? affirmation? Sure. You're not gay. If your so adverse to being attracted to a man, chances are you're not!!!! You simply enjoy being anally violated. Whatever. I, personally, enjoy doing the violation (though with female counterparts), and they generally seem to enjoy it. I don't see why, but if they can, I guess you can as well. There, feel better?

The Disgruntled Frenchman

12-15-2003, 04:30 PM

This is to gsr (WTF does that mean, anyway? Wait, I forgot: I don't care.): What is the point of forcing them to have sex with deformed people? Is that worse than making them have sex with normal people? I'd think it would be some sort of public service. God created sex as a reward for all of humanity. I believe priests and nuns are somewhat obligated to have sex with the deformed so as to more evenly distribute god's gifts. Why, if it weren't for benevolent priests, our beloved Angel might still be an innocent.

Seriously though, my point is that it's an overcomplication. Forcing them to have sex with people that can't get any is pointless. He should force them to have sex with unwilling accomplices while raping them in the ass and then murdering them and skull-fucking their corpses. Oh, and then they should do the same to their children (the assailant's or the victim's; +points for originality). Repet as necessary. Yep, that should piss god off right good.

Edit: now it's more gramatically juicy. Enjoy you sick twisted perverts.

[ December 15, 2003: Message edited by: The Disgruntled Frenchman ]

gsr

12-15-2003, 06:43 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by The Disgruntled Frenchman:
This is to gsr (WTF does that mean, anyway?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's just my my initials, relax. I'd suggest you calm down with an eight ball of coke and some ass-play.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
What is the point of forcing them to have sex with deformed people? Is that worse than making them have sex with normal people? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sure, there's worse, but that's what he picked. Deformity is a sensitive subject, so it tends to grose people out pretty easily. If you want to one up him by making nuns and priests get skull fucked with dried cat turd, there are some publishers that would print your stuff in an instant.

malakite

12-15-2003, 07:11 PM

because it has to be said...

...like the back of a volkswagon?

DaethisJain

12-15-2003, 09:08 PM

There are better ways to fuck with God, but you're still unlikely to get a response. I'd know: I'm agnostic. I've tried it with words. In fact, the first words of my journal are a verbal assault on God.

Also:

I've heard recently that the devil's given up on fucking guys when they arrive there; too many of them are secretly loving it. They say he's got a big dick, and he lets all his demon-buddies have a go, too. No really, it's true!
They say he's gotten soft and offers the bad boys a speedballs cause he likes the way it makes them squirm to take him in. It's true! No really!

[ December 17, 2003: Message edited by: DaethisJain ]

etruscan

12-15-2003, 09:57 PM

well the only reason i mentioned the whole gay thing is because it seems like an appropriette disclamer... so whatever. i was still under the influence when i posted it (how else would i) but what's done is done. to be honest i'm afraid i'm gonna buy more drugs because the sex is so fucking good. we do things that we would never do straight and it's so liberating. we do anal, we do rimjobs, we do toys & fuck in every room. after the 4 grams we didn't go out for the whole weekend. yes it's true, for those of you who know coke, you know how much of a bitch the come down is, but after 2 days of fucking + (couple of beers, percodan, B-complex, valerian root & 12 hours of sleep)we were OK. no, no, no i'm not addicted to coke. this was maybe 3 time i've ever done it, but it's getting to my head and i know how i am.

fatwoul

12-15-2003, 11:54 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by nikhsub11:
...we've seen it all before.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The King of New Scottland Yard hath spoken. images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

The Disgruntled Frenchman

12-16-2003, 03:42 PM

Dear gsr,
That calms you down, huh?
I've never found deformity to be a sensitive subject. I mayself, have only two testicles. Freaky, huh?

Dear Malakite,
Yes. Yes it did.
Love the new signature. I just watched it the other day. That movie is so frigging good. Someone should make a book of it...

Dear Daethis,
Okay, you win. You are truly odd.

Dear Trusc,
You can quit anytime you feel like it, right?

Love,
God

JuggaloStatix

12-16-2003, 05:12 PM

ahh god....am i the only one here who burst into flames when i go to church here or is that common...also is the baptismal water like acid to everyone or what...

Jenius

12-16-2003, 05:28 PM

Oh, umm maybe I am inflamed when I go to church, wait when was the last time I did that?

Duncan

12-17-2003, 07:37 AM

Maybe its just me but I would have thought that having physical attraction towards a member of the same sex would make you gay not being fucked in the ass.

Themnoria

12-20-2003, 04:16 PM

You guys make me sick...and give me weird ideas.

Commie

12-20-2003, 04:56 PM

Regarding the coke: Keep it occasional and you're okay.

Regarding the anal: Never tried it, never wanted to. I find male asses a tad (and by tad I mean unbelievably) disgusting, mine included. The last thing I want is it to be involved with any sexual activities. As it is, I try to disavow any knowledge that it exists.

incubistank

12-29-2003, 07:15 PM

ewww.. nothing touches my asshole. absolutely not. Coke is evil, my ex had a heart attack after a few months of using at 19. it's not the best thing to mess with. go watch Requiem for a Dream if you haven't yet...

1exist

12-30-2003, 09:54 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by etruscan:
well the only reason i mentioned the whole gay thing is because it seems like an appropriette disclamer... so whatever. i was still under the influence when i posted it (how else would i) but what's done is done. to be honest i'm afraid i'm gonna buy more drugs because the sex is so fucking good. we do things that we would never do straight and it's so liberating. we do anal, we do rimjobs, we do toys & fuck in every room. after the 4 grams we didn't go out for the whole weekend. yes it's true, for those of you who know coke, you know how much of a bitch the come down is, but after 2 days of fucking + (couple of beers, percodan, B-complex, valerian root & 12 hours of sleep)we were OK. no, no, no i'm not addicted to coke. this was maybe 3 time i've ever done it, but it's getting to my head and i know how i am.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I hope you don't have children.

DanSRose

12-30-2003, 07:16 PM

This should be listed with Chuck P.'s Choke or, even more appropriately, Guts. Have you tried anything from Guts? I don't personally recommend any of it, but seems to float some peoples' boats.

1000confessions

01-07-2004, 03:17 AM

Why is so much of the world obsessed with drugs? If you're going to go all druggy and dependent, how about my drug of choice?

The coffee bean is all i need!

Ra-ra

01-07-2004, 08:55 AM

Green Tea.

If any of you had been in my Gothic Fiction class last year that would have been hilarious...

DCIRevolutionChick04

01-07-2004, 08:00 PM

Can sunflower seeds be an addiction? my friends made me quit eating them because my mouth was so raw it would bleed.... but I don't think that is even half as wierd as butt plugging and coke doin....

Agrimorfee

01-08-2004, 10:04 AM

Anyone can get addicted to anything, given the right amount of time and opportunity.

Agrimorfee

01-08-2004, 10:05 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Duncan:
Maybe its just me but I would have thought that having physical attraction towards a member of the same sex would make you gay, not being fucked in the ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Duncan is absolutely correct.

1exist

01-08-2004, 04:52 PM

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DCIRevolutionChick04

01-08-2004, 04:55 PM

It wouldn't bleed when I was eating them. I would let the sores heal before I started again. I don't know why I did it. I just didn't think about it while I was doing it.

Oh yeah, they were shelless. I liked unshelling them. It was strangly satisfying.

[ January 08, 2004: Message edited by: Aledo ]

RainingLight

01-09-2004, 03:46 PM

I agree that sunflower seeds are addictive.

Also, Chapstick. That is scientifically proven, though. It makes you lips stop making their own moisture. I like the cherry kind.

DaethisJain

01-13-2004, 12:57 PM

I believe, of lip-stuffs, only Carmex is addictive. I use lip medix. good stuff. Sure anything can be addictive to the addictive personality. You shouldn't bleed from it, though.

[ January 13, 2004: Message edited by: DaethisJain ]

1exist

01-13-2004, 05:44 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Aledo:
It wouldn't bleed when I was eating them. I would let the sores heal before I started again. I don't know why I did it. I just didn't think about it while I was doing it.

Oh yeah, they were shelless. I liked unshelling them. It was strangly satisfying.

[ January 08, 2004: Message edited by: Aledo ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ah, ok, that's slightly more relieving. I've eaten sunflower seeds with the shells on before, and I can easly imagine how chomping on that for extended periods of time could do major damage... but I suppose if you took the time to shell them... and you let the sores heal... sores... sores... dude, that's still weird. Were you drinking plenty of water?

DCIRevolutionChick04

01-14-2004, 10:38 AM

I drink gaterade with em.... yum.... I'm going to go get somemore..... images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

celebratemistakes

01-17-2004, 08:30 PM

psychological addiction, thinking you need something, can be worse than chemical addiction at times. just thought i'd throw that out there.

The Disgruntled Frenchman

01-18-2004, 10:51 AM

Well of course. It's the basis of marijuana addiction.

And masturbation, too. images/smiles/icon_redface.gif

incubistank

01-19-2004, 03:59 AM

psychological addiction is the pits. far worse tahn a physical addiction for me. There is a solid line of being cured with chemical addiction. However, your mind can never be silenced.

fatz

01-19-2004, 06:29 AM

A guy is on his holidays in some unspecified country, when he happens upon this tiny village in the middle of nowhere.
As he's walking along, what he takes to be the village's main thoroughfare, he encounters a man sitting by the side of the road, crying his heart out.

He simply can't ignore the man, and sits down beside him and asks him what is wrong.

The villager looks up and says,
"It is the villagers sir, they are so cruel, they call me bad names. I have done many things for the people here, yet all they do is ridicule me."

The traveller is still none the wiser, and asks the man to explain.

"Sir," he says, "I am a craftsman, when I first came to this village they had no bridge across the river. I built them a bridge, but did they call me Michael the bridge builder?
They did not.

When I first came here they had no school to educate their children, I built them a school so their children can learn.
Did they call me Michael the school builder? They did not.

When I first came here they had no clean water. I built them a well so they may drink clean water.
Did they call me Michael the well builder?
They did not.

But I f*ck one little pig and see what happens!!"

So, you see.
Sometimes just doing something the once can label you for life .....

DON'T ENGAGE IN SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH ANIMALS. IT'S NOT RIGHT.

[ January 19, 2004: Message edited by: Mark Andrews ]

fearful_syzygy

01-19-2004, 09:29 AM

The old jokes (http://www.houseofleaves.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002164&p=) are always the best, eh Mark? images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

Edit: and no, Mark, we don't do that.

[ January 19, 2004: Message edited by: fearful_syzygy ]

Ellimist

01-19-2004, 05:17 PM

Way back in the fifth grade, many of the people in my class would suck on their flavored chapsticks, as if they were candy.

Nasty.

But, pigfucker. Very amusing.

fatz

01-19-2004, 11:14 PM

The old jokes bit is getting...er..old.

So here's a quickie ( can I do the obligitory ooh-er ? )

A woman goes into a bar and asks for a double-entendre.
So the barman gave her one.

circus

01-27-2004, 06:06 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by agrimorfee:
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Originally posted by Duncan:
Maybe its just me but I would have thought that having physical attraction towards a member of the same sex would make you gay, not being fucked in the ass.
------------------------------------------
Duncan is absolutely correct.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hrm. I think you're both close, but no cigar. Being gay is not solely about physical attraction any more than being straight is about physical attraction: there are a multitude of factors that describe one's sexual orientation that go well beyond sex or pleasure.

And aside from this, it's hardly a black-and-white issue. Sexuality is more of a continuum than a coin-toss.

[ January 27, 2004: Message edited by: Circus ]

1exist

01-27-2004, 01:58 PM

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Disgustipated

01-27-2004, 05:08 PM

Yeah, it's normal. I'm a fan of the anal stimulation, but not a six incher in my ass, jesus. To each his own. And the coke, always fun, but only a gram at a time. I was watching one of the Real Sex episodes on HBO the other day, and they had a segment on this couple that do anal pleasure classes for men and women alike. It's not a gay thing exclusively, so don't feel weird about it. Embrace pleasure, in all forms. What good is life if we do not explore all facets of it (short of doing anything to hurt someone...unless they like it of course *SNAP!!*)

fatwoul

01-28-2004, 03:42 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Disgustipated:
...I'm a fan of the anal...six incher...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<center>
Disgusting reason for being constipated
</center>

circus

01-28-2004, 06:17 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by 1exist:
a.k.a. buttsxe makes you a = homo.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Uh...not quite.

You haven't met too many gay people, have you?

fatwoul

01-28-2004, 06:48 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Circus:
Uh...not quite.

You haven't met too many gay people, have you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sure we have. There's that faggot hello? who needs to get a car.

Damn bicycles.

1exist

01-28-2004, 08:30 AM

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circus

01-28-2004, 08:35 AM

Interesting.

Do you treat all new arrivals with such graceful welcome?

fatwoul

01-28-2004, 09:10 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Circus:
Do you treat all new arrivals with such graceful welcome?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No. We usually just make them cry. (http://www.houseofleaves.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=002562) images/smiles/icon_wink.gif

1exist

01-28-2004, 08:10 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Circus:
Interesting.

Do you treat all new arrivals with such graceful welcome?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Only the ones that can't understand sarcasm. Which I think is pretty generous, considering... well, just have a look at the rest of the board yourself.

JuggaloStatix

01-28-2004, 08:52 PM

ive been witness to several people oppted with sarcasm...youll notice that the staying members bounced back with witty remarks and were welcomed with open arms while the ones with no sense of humor vanished...

circus

01-29-2004, 05:25 AM

Sarcasm is a lovely thing indeed.

It's just sometimes difficult to infer tone over a forum like this one (especially right off the bat and not knowing anyone here).

So, in the spirit of playing along...

Make us cry? Well, you'll have to do better than that!

fatwoul

01-29-2004, 10:11 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Circus:
...Make us cry? Well, you'll have to do better than that!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not twice in one week. I'm getting old.

Malaclyptic_455

02-02-2004, 12:44 PM

actually, man, no it doesn't necessarily make you gay, since androgyny (sp.!) is a healthy thing--like when Bono wore a dress or Elvis wore mascara, or...well, EVERYTHING Bowie does...when rock & roll becomes too machismo, it's not rock & roll anymore--and Johnny recounts that part about jacking off over that one chick...well, hell, we were created with a bundle of nerves around our anus to make taking a shit feel at least halfway pleasant, right? i've never tried it because it doesn't sound appealling, but i'm just one person...but i agree with others, take it easy on the Cola, because that shit turns up to down...my snowstorm finally blew away, so i'm done with that scene, but don't worry...if you want to test the gay theory (if you even care still), do a 3-way with your lady and a guy, and see if his prick turns you on, if not, then i'd say you're straight.